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charybdisI said I was obsessed with that score, right?
Same song, different POV. This one wants to be Wincest. But it's not.
She asks for his LSAT score, and Sam kind of gapes at her for a moment because, seriously? It's been ages. And whereas Sam could give her a detail-perfect run-down of every creature they've hunted since Dean broke into his apartment 'looking for a beer', he's a little vague on what exactly he scored on a test that he hasn't thought about in years.
He guesses and gets it right, but he wonders why she didn't ask for some random trivia that he actually cares about. Like the number of times he'd dreamed about Jess's death before it happened (eleven), or his lockpicking personal best (four seconds on a padlock, seven on an exterior doorknob-deadbolt combo).
Then they find out that Chuck kept writing, and Sam's abjectly glad that the author doesn't interrogate them in the same way.
How many times did you screw that demon? (twenty-three) How many exorcisms ended in death of the possessed? (a half-dozen in the first week)
Why did you stop screwing her? (Because Dean came back)
Same song, different POV. This one wants to be Wincest. But it's not.
She asks for his LSAT score, and Sam kind of gapes at her for a moment because, seriously? It's been ages. And whereas Sam could give her a detail-perfect run-down of every creature they've hunted since Dean broke into his apartment 'looking for a beer', he's a little vague on what exactly he scored on a test that he hasn't thought about in years.
He guesses and gets it right, but he wonders why she didn't ask for some random trivia that he actually cares about. Like the number of times he'd dreamed about Jess's death before it happened (eleven), or his lockpicking personal best (four seconds on a padlock, seven on an exterior doorknob-deadbolt combo).
Then they find out that Chuck kept writing, and Sam's abjectly glad that the author doesn't interrogate them in the same way.
How many times did you screw that demon? (twenty-three) How many exorcisms ended in death of the possessed? (a half-dozen in the first week)
Why did you stop screwing her? (Because Dean came back)
